>.< No no no!

I have way too many bizarre muse ideas currently bouncing around in my head. Oddly, most of them are AUs.

Zelgadiss from Slayers, taken from novel canon and transplanted into the Thursday Next series as a Jurisfiction agent. All right, so that one doesn't really have to be AU, considering the way Jurisfiction works, but still.

Zelgadiss again, as an escaped genetic experiment in modern times (originally spawned from a bizarre AU Slayers fic involving an Eldritch Abomination sort of hotel that travels through time based almost entirely on the Eagles song "Hotel California").

Jak from Jak & Daxter, in a universe where his father didn't die (I don't think spoilers for Jak 3 are much of an issue at this point, right?) and thus he became Prince Mar. Blame DDD's What If? virus for this one.

And, courtesy of a conversation with the Somebody of a Dancer OC on dear_mun, the Nobody of a  Princess of Heart. I don't have much of an idea for her beyond that, but still.

poetesslaureate, I think I could use some of that Muse-B-Gone now X_X *is ded*